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CHAPTER EIGHT
June 26, 1876

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The ride took a half hour, because the train stopped at all the entrances and there was quite a commotion with so many people getting on and off.  The crowd at each stop was enthusiastic and boisterous.  Men shouted with intense passion about what they had experienced, reporting eagerly to anyone within earshot.


They stepped down at Machinery Hall.  It was almost as large as the Main Exhibition Building, and seemingly every type of contraption in existence was squeezed into the immense wood-and-glass structure.  The first thing Thomas noticed was the racket from the hundreds of simultaneously operating machines.  In certain spots the din made it nearly impossible to speak or be heard in a normal voice: there was far too much clicking, grinding, and clanking for that!  Steam poured loudly out of machine vents and escaped in rising ropes of white.


In the very center of the building stood a mountain of a machine, a forty-foot-tall steam engine.  It was as big as a house, with two huge metal cylinders and an enormous flywheel.  Thomas stood before it in awe, head tilted upward and mouth agape as the floor shuddered beneath him.

 
Reading from the visitor's guide without much technical comprehension, Klaus shouted into Thomas’s ear, "This is a fourteen-hundred-horsepower steam engine.  It has a forty-inch cylinder and a hundred-and-twenty-inch stroke!"


"That is unbelievable!" Thomas shouted back.  


After a couple of minutes, they found a quieter place to stand, in front of a line of full-sized locomotive engines.  The smell of iron and grease permeated the air.  “This is incredible!  This is even more than I’d hoped for!  Do you see all this?  Look at how far we've  come!" Thomas declared, spreading his arms wide.

   
Klaus looked from the almost maniacal expression on Thomas’s face to the visitor’s guide.  He recited, "Machines for mining, chemistry, metal, wood, stone . . . umm . . . sewing, printing . . . and motors and power generators.  And that is not everything."  He put a hand on Thomas's shoulder.  “One thing is for sure: a lot has happened between the printing of the Gutenberg Bible and the present day.”


"Enough, enough!" Thomas implored, pretending to swoon and lose his balance.  "I'm afraid that I will faint dead away."


Klaus snorted, “Right!  If you dare to faint, I will dump you into one of these machines and grind you into a fine powder!”


"You would have no use for a powder made of me," Thomas quipped.  They shared a laugh.  "You know I must investigate everything!"


"Yes!  Where do we start?"


"Turn around—let’s start right here!"


They scrupulously made their way from one apparatus to the next for three and one-half hours, examining machines for all conceivable purposes, including some that made parts for other machines.  They finally sat down on a bench with glasses of flavored soda water.


Klaus groaned, "My legs and my feet hurt."


Thomas nodded in agreement and pointed to his own feet.  He said, "Want to try sitting in one of those rolling chairs and have someone push us around?"


"That seems like a good idea right now," Klaus said, "but I would feel awkward."

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"Me too."  In fact, Thomas was far too animated to mind his achy feet.  He stood up and strolled across the great hall to where a newspaper was being printed.  He admired the long assembly of belts and rollers and enjoyed the pure smell of ink in the air.  The modern world all around them was being captured in words on the paper right in front of him.  It was symbolic of the shift from the old world of ignorance to the new world of progress and science.

 

Thomas felt a strong connection, in spirit, with the creators of these new machines from many countries.  He believed that he should be following their work and that he should be more involved with his colleagues at other institutions.  He was aware of his isolation—of how much he was missing at little Tideland College.  Surely, by way of introduction, he could write to his peers at nearby schools or even send a telegram to colleges in Columbia and Charleston, and perhaps Savannah.  But upon reflection, Thomas realized that he hadn't tried to connect, in practical terms, with anyone, because he felt inferior to professors at other schools.  Who, indeed, was he to start a dialogue with an established scholar?  He was really just a pretender who had not done anything of merit.  

 

Thomas's thoughts turned to his father.  For which stage of his life—for which of his labors—did his father most deserve respect and admiration?  A man didn’t always have to earn success; sometimes it just found him.  All it took was a few months of backbreaking toil sifting gold from a stream.  It was hard work, no question about that.  But it was not nearly as hard as driving a six-horse team through cold torrential rain and deep mud, hauling a fifteen-hundred-pound load, and losing a wheel.  Now that was a match for any man’s work: mining coal, cutting trees, casting iron—anything!  Thomas knew that he’d had it easy for his entire life because of his father’s good luck.

Emerging from this reverie, he sauntered back to Klaus.  "That sign over there says twenty-seven daily and weekly newspapers are published in this city.  Imagine that!  Such a selection would be overwhelming!"  He smiled and said, "I’ve been most impressed by the generators and other types of motors that power other machines."

 

Klaus said, "It is all fascinating! By the way, Thomas, what time is it?"  

 

Thomas opened his pocket watch and said, "Almost two.  I'm hungry!"

 

"Yes!  I want to have lunch at the German restaurant."

 

"Good idea.  Look at the map.  Where is it on the map?"

 

"Here.  Oh, it is pretty far—behind Horticultural Hall."

 

"Not behind it.  More to the north, but close to it.  Why don't we take the train from here to Horticultural Hall, and then get a German lunch?"

 

"Yes!"

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They walked from the train stop next to Horticultural Hall to the German restaurant and, after a short wait, were seated in a large, busy dining area.  Thomas looked around and asked, "Is this what a restaurant looks like in Germany—these colors and designs?"


Klaus said, "Mmm . . . yes . . . somewhat.  But not so big."


The room was very noisy with boisterous conversation and the clatter of plates and glasses.  A waiter in a handsome costume handed them menus.  He bowed politely and moved on to another table.

"What is he wearing?" Thomas whispered.

 

"He is dressed like a man from Bavaria," Klaus answered.


Reading the menu with great pleasure, Klaus said, "I am really looking forward to having a Jägerschnitzel mit Kartoffeln."


"What's that?"


"It is right here," Klaus said holding up his menu and pointing.  "It has mushrooms and a delicious sauce.  Kartoffeln are potatoes."


Thomas said, "Well, the menu is also in English.  What should I get?"


"I'm sure it is all good if it is authentic German food."


"I want this—Zigeunerschnitzel.  Is that how you say it?"


"Not exactly, but he will know what you want."


A small group of musicians climbed onto a platform across the room and began to play.  The diners applauded.  Klaus smiled and rocked his head lightly from side to side in time with the beat.  It reminded Thomas of a waltz, yet the melody was unfamiliar.


The waiter returned, a young blonde-haired man with long, thick sideburns.  He was polite and efficient.  Thomas noticed that Klaus ordered in English and did his best to hide the traces of his slight German accent.  He even said ”Jägerschnitzel” in the way a South Carolinian might pronounce it.  Thomas was very curious, but he decided not to comment.  The beer was served in tall porcelain mugs; it was strongly flavored and potent.

 
Klaus held up his mug.  "You see!  This is much better than American beer!"


They quickly emptied their mugs, and the waiter promptly delivered another round.  The entrées that arrived shortly thereafter were delicious.


"Klaus, this is great!"


"Fantastisch!" Klaus replied without looking up, his native language poking through.  After their second beer, both men were feeling really good.  When they had finished their platters and the waiter brought them salads, they ordered yet more beer.


Klaus whispered, "Thomas, please do not call me Klaus in front of the waiter."


"What?"


"Do not call me Klaus."


"I don't think I have."


"Good . . . well, if you have to say my name you should call me Clyde."


Thomas erupted in laughter and Klaus joined him.  As soon as a new serving of beer was on the table, Thomas raised his mug to toast his friend.


"Great trip, ain't it, Clyde?"


Banging his mug against the other, Klaus said, "Yes it is, I reckon."


The two men snickered while the waiter smiled indulgently.  "Vould you gentlemen care for some dessert after you have finished the salats?"


Klaus said, "Apple cake for me."  Thomas held up two fingers, and the waiter hurried off.


The third beers were half-finished when the waiter returned with dessert.  "Zwei Apfelkuchen."


Klaus nodded his head.  "Danke sehr."


The waiter concealed his surprise and merely replied, "Bitte schön."


Klaus flushed red, realizing his slip.  


Reacting quickly, Thomas said, "My friend Clyde was talking with some German fellows staying at our hotel, and I guess they taught him a few things.  But I can't understand a single word."

 
The waiter nodded his head and left to tend a nearby table.  Klaus was breathing hard, holding his sneezer over his mouth.


Thomas reassured him, "Relax—the waiter doesn't know.  He's too busy to pay special attention to you.  What is the problem, Clyde?  Clyde?  You must be insane.  What is wrong with you?"


"Do you think it is all right?" Klaus asked through the sneezer.


"Absolutely!  What does he remember after waiting tables all day and serving people getting drunk like us?  He'll most likely get drunk himself tonight.  He won't remember anything."


Klaus's complexion slowly returned to normal, and he picked up his mug.  He looked around for the waiter, who was halfway across the great room.  "I guess you are right."


"Of course!"  They touched mugs and took a long drink.  Thomas pointed to his mug with his free hand.  "Klaus, you’re right, too!  This is better than American beer."


Klaus chuckled, “Of course!” and dug into his Apfelkuchen.

   
Observing Klaus’s revived spirits, Thomas was determined to learn why his friend was so afraid that one of his own countrymen might discover his identity.  Was he a famous person in Germany?  Or notorious?  A criminal?  Thomas felt a little annoyed that Klaus hadn't confided in him.  The whole thing seemed ridiculous, because he'd been in South Carolina for sixteen years!  How would anyone recognize him?  What did he look like sixteen years ago?  Was he as fat then?  Did he have a beard?  Was his hair darker?  


"So . . . Klaus," Thomas began, feeling loose as he tasted his dessert.


"Mmm?"


"Do you know what your students call you behind your back?"


"No—what?"


"You have two names actually: Herr Goose and Herr Duck."


"Herr Duck?  Why?  Because I am fat?"


"Because you waddle like a duck when you walk."  Thomas waited for his friend to react.


Klaus lowered his head for a moment.  Then he looked at Thomas through rheumy, heavy-lidded eyes and shrugged his shoulders.  "Do you know what they call you?"

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